Doffy's Shitpost Blog

chiggins in the sun

This is what life is about

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

“accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers” is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

bonus points if they’re both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they’re the voices of reason by default

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

long????

fool, that is the embodiment of death

this post really took off I’m glad :)

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS OMG SO TRUE

A literal hot take

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this