Chaos, Creation, Corruption, Destruction

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

Up googling how to make it last forever

Listen I’m so so so so sleepy still can I get a kiss

do you fw loser girls who hit rock bottom twice a week ?

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

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God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

@theshitpostcalligrapher