Esoteric Faerie

*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

im getting out of here alive (my twenties)

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

kamala and joe biden

“you have an old soul” i have autism

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

just saw the absolutely incredible typo “getting fucked soggy style” and now it’s going to rattle around my brain like a pebble in an empty soda can

i cant stop thinking abt the thousands of bug wars that happen every day that we dont know about