I need the Met Gala to turn away any and all people who do not meet the standards of tonight’s theme. Get out of here with your boring ass “I just want to look pretty for Instagram” dresses and stale as hell plain black suits! I will be served CAMP or you will see the door!

the idea of straight women breaking down with their stylists because they’re so incapable of grasping the concept of camp and all they want to do is wear their silk sheath gowns…. as if anna wintour and andrew bolton are at the entrance to the red carpet with crossbows ready to snipe anyone who dare look plainly pretty….. actually yeah anna wintour grow a spine and murder a jenner in front of the met 

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

Lost in the sauce

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

CAN’T WE HAVE ONE NICE THING