cliff the cool

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

is this niche piece of media really that popular or is my one mutual really going through something: a tale of tumblr

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize

everyone say thank you to ancient central american agricultural heroes for chili peppers

gotta love that even in a world ruled over by incomprehensible gods there’s still corporate drudgery

While his trans identity is not a major factor to his story arc in the text, Faulkner being a trans man is integral to his overaching character as someone desperate to be taken seriously and infuriated at being perpetually infantilized and humored by those around him. His desperate need for others to see him as he sees himself (not so much a man at the time we know him in the podcast, but as a prophet) parallels the trans experience of public perception and rejection. But in his desperation and reliance on the opinions of others to form and reinforce his identity, he consequently slides down the path of lies and self-delusion that trans people are often accused of when choosing to live as their true gender. In this essay I will

carpenter and faulkner as siblings who just met did not grow up together do not share a guardian and are not genetically related WORKED because their entire storyline was based around how fucking miserable it is to have someone who's family and who nonetheless is so fundamentally opposed to you and who is so much like you and yet so different from you that it's torture. they were a chosen family that really wanted to Unchoose each other and yet couldn't fucking stop themselves and that is SOOOOO COMPELLING. silt verses did found brother/sister right. & no one is ever going to do it that right again, so. we don't need to try. No More Found Siblings .

Worth remembering this weekend.

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail