6', 36' with the tail of the great serpent that forms the lower half of my body

first photo on my dating profile is a head and shoulders shot of me smiling at the beach and the next eight are just an unending column of smooth iridescent scales

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

Happy pride! Here's my e-beg links to give a trans guy in a red state some money: Ko-Fi // Patreon

9/28/2023

Queer joy detected!

the only context for this is that my dad pitched me an alternate ending for sinners, where remmick survives and becomes a super annoying white rapper

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul