soupcan stevens

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

Straight men who are way too into Bob Dylan will cheat on you and try to get high on your mood stabilizers, but straight men who are way too into David Bowie will ruin your $65 eyeshadow palette trying to take an edgy and entirely performative Instagram photo about how misogyny also somehow affects cis men, so honestly, you’re better off just spending your time building a pipe organ out of garbage or some shit if you’re really all that committed to having a huge, loud, tacky waste of space, time, and resources in your apartment.

I don’t want to talk about it! I’m right and that’s that.

maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

leave it unplugged

many libraries also give you access to KANOPY which has free movies (mostly documentaries but last i checked Moonlight was on there!)

I can second this. Hoopla is the only way I’ve been able to start listening to audio books.

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire