“his eyes aren’t on the cute girl. they are on—”

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

chardee and macdennis r two sides of the same coin (we all know this) but to me the distinction is mac and dennis do weird psychosexual shit and both enjoy it, charlie and dee do weird psychosexual shit and both hate it.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.