The Song Of Wandering Anus

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

The dreaded shuttle cock

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

Benjamin Franklin, as i understand it, was the only one of America’s founding fathers that could control lightning. that’s why they put him on the hundo dollar bill… the big hundo

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down