William3rdLord

I took too many cigarette breaks man, all 12 of my colors had to be sharp an on point. Make that 13 cause le pencil

Which Pokémon is this?

bamboo isnt a tree

the windows software doesn't care about taxonomy

I read bamboo as Baobab

A heated blanket would go so hard right now

I think it’s beautiful when what you loved doing when you were 6 finds you again when you’re in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s or 80s or 90s or

Yeah, people still question how the fuck I managed to climb unto the room

I love any variation on the joke of like "able bodied... for now" "not disabled. Yet" etc etc I love that it sounds like a threat and then we get to be like And why is that threatening to you, hmm. Now they feel like kind of a bad person. I am going to break their legs though so that's understandable

Why are you so afraid of having a body like mine, huh? Sounds like you have a lot of biases to unlearn and reflect on what societal ideas you've internalized that make you feel that way <- holding a comically large hammer behind my back

Like the truth of it is everyone will acquire some form of disability eventually if they live long enough, right. Because I'm out there. I'm coming

I wanna buy a wheelchair, train my upper body so I can do bicycle tricks an like wheelies on it, so that when I do eventually somehow become disabled in someway I can like, adapt easier

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

*tumble weed rolls by*

Well I'll be

Finally I found it

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Reminds me of the time my friend said "get home safe" and I bluntly responded with "you too, if you get home." I have never seen anyone look at me with such fear, I miss it. Though I should probably state that we were crossing a car bridge on foot and a train was passing below so he may have thought I was gonna either push him into the road on the train.

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

How ironic to see this as my Thursday is ending

This trippy as hell

What are your pronouns, CUNTISSMO?

Oh the pride I'd have, I'd be smirking

I grinning so hard, I probably look like Cheshire cat

You must suffer with me