drama. ♛

I was really depressed today and my gf convinced me to go take a bath and then a nap and when I came back out into the main area of our apartment she had cleaned, lit candles, and made me dinner I’m gonna fucking cry I love her so much

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally cum💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you can’t wait 👋👋to get probed 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜💫✨💥 get 10 back‼️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy Fucking 💯👅 get that alien 👽 cock 😍🍆😩👌

new osomatsu-san game idea: a rhythm game like love live but with f6 matsus

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

I unironically find that ‘today is a good day to do what has to be done by me’ image inspirational.

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly