Meme™

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

just a couple of bastards causin’ a ruckus………

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

this is too beautiful for mortal eyes

This man is a hero