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THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

It’s snake woman sunday. Constrict your friends and loved ones.

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

official hyena post

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?