I see you as the only star in the sky

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

I need my weird alone time or I will explode