I see you as the only star in the sky

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

do you want to play dead bodies with me

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered