I see you as the only star in the sky

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

give a character your issues it's literally free

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

king priam told me achilles keeps killing his warriors so i asked how many warriors he has and he said he just goes to the anatolian countryside and recruits new warriors afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding warriors to achilles and then hector started crying.