I see you as the only star in the sky

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

evil skulls, flaming skulls, demon skulls, cyber skulls, beast skulls. i want to see more of these.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man