I see you as the only star in the sky

feeding my salamence one ice cube every day so she can develop an immunity to Ice Beam

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

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Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

i am in eskew is great bc it's about the way childhood trauma follows you wherever you go and the mundanity of human cruelty and the looming feeling that you will always be somehow separate from the rest of the world in a way that you can never truly put into words but it's also about what if you were trapped in a vaguely sentient eldritch city that hated you specifically would that be fucked up or what

it’s funny how often people are like “i can’t find any good yuri” and u find out they haven’t even tried and just watched nana and madoka and other Implied stuff… ok you know there are Lesbian Comics With Lesbian Relationships right