“plant-based almonds” what nut ISN’T plant-based……

#if I ever die from any nonspecific circumstances just assume this is how I went down

I'm starting to think there's no Minotaurs down here

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

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im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,