:^)

the only way to save the earth is to develop more amusement park rides that decapitate white children

Isn't that the new king Charles portrait?

yeah

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now