i’m very obedient. please give me all the grapes.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

Transmasc but in the way that i would have been transfem if I was AMAB

my wife keeps saying "my downfall???" whenever she doesn't get what she wants and "my uprise????" when she does

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

I am gay in ways that are incomprehensible to many

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

It needed to be done

pausing torture to let the victim know i don’t personally get anything out of this sexually and if i did get off on torture they are nottt the one i would pick bc i find them kind of repulsive lol but anyway yeah i’m not like some kind of pervert this is old fashioned love of the game. you know you’re like kind of unresponsive and shitty to talk to. like i’m giving you information about my life this is a conversation. you should work on that it’s really unpleasant. Anyway so this one is called the “scavengers daughter”

its true, im professional get attacked by a dog. i professionally the dogs attack me.

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die