I can't do titles

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

yeah you cute but you stress me tf out

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

Im tired of skinny white boys being the only gay couples in anything, like give me some black boys in love, give me trans boys of colour holding hands, give me dark skinned asian boys in love, give me some chubby boys holding hands, give me gay relationships where the boys have something other than a chiseled face and clear skin, give me gay relationships with boys who have acne and freckles and stretch marks, give me something else than skinny white boys making out shirtless p l e a s e

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars 

i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word

“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter”

i regret this

sperm don’t become babies

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

Pure