In Love With Mothman

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

we have found you guilty of being a monsterfucker ... guards !!! send them to the labyrinth!!! wait why do you look happy about that. stop th

"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth

the sign in button?

“But this is a super healthy relationship” baby you’re scared to talk about/show your hobbies and interests because you’re scared they’ll get weirded out and leave you.

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

It’s giving “I fucking eated it” energy

GOOD MORNING i think i dreamt i fucked a dragon and i dotn know if i’ll ever beat that in the waking world so i’ll just be going back to sleep forever now

Starting pride early by meeting the most beautiful woman of my life. I’ve never been down so bad

Tall.. strong… she put me in an arm bar in less than a minute of knowing her

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip