whyyesiamlucifer

Fuck it, making a full 3 in a row reblog.

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

full offense but no straight person has ever really understood Take Me To Church

“A dead parrot from the hot weather.. :(” “Ah, no. It’s a corn.”

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

oh fuck off

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

Gordon Ramsey x reader HURT/COMFORT - no mean comments! gordon tells you your fridge is a disgrace then holds you

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.

Thanos literally had to call for backup and sacrifice his troops because Wanda beat his ass so hard.