[Lucky Once]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

I’m sorry disabled trans women the internet has been fucking unbearable but u are loved I promise

ngl i’m just gonna unfollow anybody who reblogs that “Elliot Page gets better roles from Nolan now that he’s a man” post. at some point y’all are gonna have to understand that it isn’t like subversive or funny that Christopher Nolan respects men more than women and the fact that Page has been getting better roles since he came out should be a smoking gun about male privilege

it’s just “trans inclusive misogyny” all over again. If you think about it for more than a second, the entire joke revolves around how 1. funny and surprising it is that somebody would take a trans person’s gender at face value and 2. that misogyny is hilarious if it benefits trans men specifically.

ok what the hell is the x files

This video is the reason I started watching the x files

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

dramatically doubles over and coughs into my fist really hard.. no dont worry ill be fine i just miss my girlfriend abit..

takes one step before stumbling and falling over.. you can see blood streaking my hand and i look deathly pale.. heh.. looks like i missed her more than i thought.. youll have to go on without me kid..