Give Me One Day Out There

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

I couldnt sleep last night cause I was thinking about this

why does this have thirty notes. this is the most popular post that ive made and idk why

b e c a s e  i t s  s o  b e a u t i f u l

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.

what!!!!!

Fun fact: ounce for ounce, they have the strongest bite strength of any animal on the planet.

@spydecai

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers

If you had the option to have a not meteorite sword or a fucking meteorite sword of course you’d pick the fuckin sick ass sky rock from god