Red

they laced my blunt with sunshine and rainbows. am i gonna die

HUNGRY MIQUELLA: I abandon here my burger wrapper, empty hot dog carton (x2,) empty pizza box, popsicle stick (x5,) large fish bone, cherry pits (x19,) empty pie tin,

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

why do police officers even try to make thirst content in their cars on social media like your ex girlfriend's body is probably in the trunk

sucking on a worthless original

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

Plagiarism I'm afraid

Then let’s be rid of Toby “The Sicko” Fox…

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.