Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

????? march ?????? again ??????

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once

back in medieval times you could come up with the idea “what if we made the spears longer” and your liege lord would conquer half of france and you would be promptly forgotten and erased from the historical record. and then some nuns would get bored and freak out and everyone would talk about that for a century