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"You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass."
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"You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass."

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I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me
i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand
"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky
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I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?
One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.
The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.
is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer
reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life
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fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent š
I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept
Oh no, the fictional characters in the fake world thatās made up didnāt consent? Whatever shall we do?!
does anyone have that 4chan greentext about giving in a future dystopia run by corporations and that guy gets a sams club platinum and escapes from wallmart or some shit like that. wanted to show a friend
"sams club" "walmart" you fake fucking fan. it was costco

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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
it's so funny that the scheming eunuch wasn't just a one time thing and she genuinely just looks like that
The scheming eunuch is a sweet baby
if fallout 76 really is a world whereĀ āevery character is a real personā & thereās no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once iāve established enough of a rapport iām going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in characterĀ
someone help whereās the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one?
As a kid you see seahorses in cartoons as actual underwater horses for the fish people to ride on and it makes u never really realize how fucking weird seahorses actually are. Forget the horse part and just look at this fish. Itās a serpentine type fish like an eel, with a tube shaped body, but itās stuck in a stiff C shape and can mostly only articulate its head and tail. So it swims standing upright. With its weird tiny hummingbird fins. Is this weird to anyone else
it's also kind of hard to get until you see it but they are literally just barely wrapped around their skeletons. there is no extra meat there.
a tiny bony as hell animal with a prehensile tail that is incapable of swimming like other fish (so they cling to seaweed and coral). they can do mpreg. some of them are ambush predators. nobody does this like them
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if itās more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. Iām also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didnāt just make up the numbers. So. Behave

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The beach that makes you old
I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me
This is the plot of Death Stranding
The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps