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I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

I love seeing the revival of classic art

stephen hillenburg is personally responsible for radicalizing me and I thank him

Their love suddenly makes so much sense

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

I wholly support this.

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”