Good Fuckin Yard

The unholy trinity.

all of you will burn in hell

Bro, a work can be a multi-layered metacommentary on the relationship between the art and the artist and also a grade-school dick joke. These are not mutually exclusive.

people with ADHD be having idle animations like a video game character

“happy endings” this “sad endings” that– you can debate the relative merits of each till your mouth goes dry and it’s still not a meaningful binary. Is the ending coherent and emotionally appropriate for the story? Cool.

#^this#does it match the tone of the story? does it do all characters justice?#does it reaffirm the themes of story instead of undermining it?#that’s how you know whether the ending is appropriate or not (tags via @eldritch-crone)

You all smoke crack and misogyny

I thought it was particularly feminist of her to support a military coup in honduras

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

I remember all of these but I'd never be able to guess the order it all happened 🤯

is he…….you know…….*claps hands together and slaps the floor*……..an alchemist? 

whats a little homoerotic telepathy between friends

Twitter discourse is like Tumblr discourse, but with the added note of horror arising from the fact that many of the people engaging in it are professional journalists, high-powered government officials, corporate CEOs, and elected leaders of major countries.