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she’s beautiful

*picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm* girls’ night

funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him

can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?

yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

How do I say this… the military isn’t valid

Did the United States military do something problematic???? Uwu

Idk. They just make me uncomfy :/

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Depends.

… On what

Direct Fucking Action 

Activist Owl

duolingo said fuck blue lives

And dues are assigned on a sliding scale so you would have to be making absolute fuckin bank to be expected to contribute 700 a year