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“So, let me get this straight,” Rafael says, one hand on his hip with the other pinching the bridge of his nose. He counts down slowly from five, trying his best to get a handle on his temper before the whole station hears about it.

“This kid is willing to let a rapist walk, because he doesn’t want to admit that he was sleeping with the victim in college?” Rafael points to the witness’ photo on the board. “None of you could get him to talk?”

Amanda shrugs helplessly. “His family’s strict and religious. They still support him financially. He’s about to graduate.”

“Yeah,” Sonny adds, swivelling side to side in his chair casually. It’s getting annoying. “Not to mention, there’s a high chance they’ll cut him off if he testifies.”

“I could compel his testimony.”

Sonny stops moving around and plants his feet to the floor. He glares at Rafael; outrage in his eyes and twisting his mouth. Yeah. He’s gonna pay for that later.

“Oh, so the DA’s office is into outing kids now?” Fin asks sharply, crossing his arms.

“Okay, okay, you’re right. Fine,” Rafael says quickly, backing down. For now. He can actually feel Sonny’s hackles falling. “But there’s gotta be another way. I don’t have a case without his testimony.”

“Maybe we can spin it in our favour. Normalize it,” Rafael pauses, wheels turning in his head. “He was a freshman in college. Nineteen years old and experimenting with boys. That doesn’t necessarily mean he’s gay.”  It’s weak, but it’s a start.

Sonny nods, slowly getting on board. “Makes sense. I mean, that’s basically what college is for,” he looks up at Fin for confirmation, a smirk on his face.

“Hey, don’t look at me choir boy. I didn’t go to college,” Fin says.

Choir boy, Rafael thinks. God, if they only knew what that ‘choir boy’ says between the sheets –

Sonny rolls his eyes. “Well, I did and believe me, that’s definitely what college is for.”

“You admitting something there Carisi?” Rollins asks. She’s smiling fondly at him. Sonny tilts his head back to her, sharing the same knowing smile.

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“Christ, Carisi, you got an ex in every police department in the country?” Fin asked dryly.

Amanda laughed. “It’s not his fault that after someone dates him they feel the need to leave the state.”

“It can be a real mixed bag but it’s a good way to just talk to a whole buncha people, figure out what you want,” he says.

Amanda hums and swipes left. “This is like a game. I can’t decide if that’s a good thing or not.”

“Just don’t reject anyone made for me or anything,” Sonny requests.

“This app might be bunk, it just matched you with a dude,” Amanda says, flashing his own phone at him.

“TheLongTerm.com?  What in the world is that?”

“Dating site for serious relationships,” Sonny fills in matter-of-factly.  “No hookups.  People looking to settle down only.”

“So, the anti-Tinder,” Barba observes sardonically from the other side of the table and Sonny grins in feigned surprise.  

“You know what Tinder is, counselor?”

He rolls his eyes in response and Benson looks over at him, gaze calculating with a hint of humor in the shallow lines around her eyes.  

“So our guy is choosing women specifically looking to settle down, looking for something permanent.  Why this website instead of another?”

“Because that’s the point he’s making,” Fin supplies, leaning back in his chair.  “Issues going way back, I bet.  Mommy walked out young, not that I buy into all that shrink stuff.”

Rollins snorts.  “Meanwhile all these women are just looking for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome and hoping he’s Mr. Right and not Mr. Right Now.”

“Pfft,” Sonny scoffs and draws Barba’s eye, “Who isn’t?”

“Why, Carisi,” the Lieu starts playfully, “I should have known the Italian would be the dreamer in the bunch.”

“Not just a dreamer,” Rollins supplies helpfully from the chair next to him, smirking.  “He’s a happily ever after kind of guy.  Hopeless romantic.”

Fin snorts.  “Try just hopeless.”  

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