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we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

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damage-ko

A treat for myself for finishing work early, statement.

o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

o-craven-canto

amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile

(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)

squeakitties

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

squeakitties

a lot of people were krilled

lesbianbreadwhore

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

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jellyfishforest135

Activated them like sleeper agents

dogwoodbite

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

the fact that my job is just origami right now is really nice considering there is literally nothing to do around here on a sunday morning

#vi’s rambles #it’s otherwise boring enough to lose my mind

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

mortimermcmirestinks

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

cipher-fresh

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

ceekari

internet heiroglyphics

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twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

whywishesarehorses

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

zzoupz

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!

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agentofdeterioration

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

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lucy-vanpelts

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

error-404-fuck-not-found

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

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