shinji ikari laying in bed contemplating death

Sasuke when finds out his daughter and his only student deserted to clear their friends name, blatantly disregarding Konoha:

Sasuke after Shikamaru ‘I hate Sasuke Uchiha’ Nara’s son decides to desert his own team for Boruto’s Runaway Squad too:

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

jude is wrong. his magic shounen power is not a gun. its literally a normal gun that you can buy anywhere. the bullets are also normal bullets. his magic shounen power is sex pistols which are the small bullet shaped people who shoot his bullets for him. youre thinking of hol horse, who is a different jojo character, whose magic shounen power is a gun.

*walks into a whole foods and casts this*