multifandom pain

nina: sometimes friends are like parents

matthias: or parents are like friends

wylan: at least your friends don’t shout at you

everybody:

nina: oh maaaaan

kaz: no they do

kaz: *looks directly at jesper*

jesper: i’m just loud! oh wait— do you finally accept me as your friend??? awwww

kaz: no

nina on phone: we’re already flying to usa! wish us good luck!

inej: *waves hand from plane*

jesper: *shows phone to kaz and wylan*

jesper: half of my friends are flying to usa, while i’m studying here…

wylan: at least you are studying.

kaz: at least you have friends.

matthias on phone too: kaz, aren’t we your friends?

*silence*

*silence*

- cry while listening “bohemian rhapsody” by queen

- cry while listening “good old-fashioned lover boy” by queen

- cry while listening “somebody to love” by queen

- cry while listening “love of my life” by queen

person A: *swears*

person B, who thought, that this cinnamon roll would never swear or call someone like this, or said such type of word:

- odysseus is that cool teacher™who allows you to leave his lesson before the break

- before school he always buys some flowers to his wife penelope, also a teacher, and brings to her lessons

- patroclus was transferred to this school because he had a fight in the last one (not his fault, but still)

- on the first day odysseus tells him to sit with achilles — this is a beginning of a great friendship (and a great romance 😌)

- chiron is a teacher of biology

- students are still not sure do they like him or are they scared of him

- he ships patrochilles together with odysseus and like always puts them in the same group (“sir why do you always let achilles and patroclus work together? — “heracles it’s a romance you idiot”)

- achilles and patroclus go to the drama class, where they meet briseis and became friends with her

- briseis came to their school on an exchange program and still don’t know language very well, so patroclus helps her

- achilles is jealous even though he didn’t tell patroclus about his ✨feelings✨, but briseis cooperates with odysseus and chiron

pluses:

- he could easily hear when inej was coming (maybe he heard not steps but heartbeat);

- he could tell what people feel and manipulate them;

- he survived after firepox (somehow healed himself, no?);

- he controlled his own emotions perfectly;

- he could play cards and, not including that he had a perfect memory (like nina — also a heartrender!), he could understand peoples’ emotions;

- he he agreed to the kidnapping of bo yul bayur who invented jurda parem (that threatened grishas’ existence). yeah, we all know that “this is not about the money, kaz” but what if they were right all this time? and money is just bonus;

- when crows got to the ice court, kaz knew how to hide nina’s and jesper’s “talents”, but how? yes. bc he was a grisha too.

minuses:

- ????

odysseus: so what are we going to do now?

achilles: i would call patroclus, but i feel safer in the jail

odysseus: *thinking about penelope*