raised on repashy bug burger

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more