skatin' around in his fancy nike skates

Wait lemme get a chain to link my Septum to my PA both of which didn't hurt btw

If you do that I will be using as a bow when I’m in danger

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

Seungmin not doing his part because he was in the middle of ordering kimchi has got to be the most on the nose seungmin behaviour

Changbin seemingly going to scold seungmin for fucking them up while eating but then just stealing a bite to eat as well... Exactly

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently