home to my epic strokes of penious

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Having sex with music on can be like a rhythm heaven minigame if you think about it

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

We’re gonna have an orgasm denial party and no, you can’t come.

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest