In Red Vox hell

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

bloodymary swap au but its actually swapping mark and ryan. give me fanart of ryan gosling exclaiming about the bite of 87 or doing some stupid unus annus challenge. give me fanart of markiplier dancing the night away with barbie or lamenting about the avatar logo. theres so much potential here and nobody is living up to it 🥀

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

a lot of yall online are "your body your choice" until you don't like the choice huh?

This reminds me of the time that I asked if anyone had resources on the history of Shinto and while nobody had book recs, turns out an actual Temple Maiden followed me on Tumblr and was down to chat.

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits