In Red Vox hell

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

based as FUCK

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

It would appear that she has not been active since 2013. if somebody could get me her home address, that would be very helpful

yes the only good fiction is fanfiction all novelists are frauds and bums

I don't fucking want it then?

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

The Armstrong Family Legacy

to me it's a trolley opportunity