here is a small fact

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

(my first page had a lot of spiders, so that's probably something some people may want to be aware could happen)

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it