in the silver light, i just made out

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge

The apple and crossbow challenge