WhimsySylvieee

If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.

“The world is reeling over the revolutionary queer love story between a Russian ice sports athlete whose playboy demeanour hides bone-deep depression and an Asian ice sports athlete whose autism is so well-masked that he genuinely short-circuits when told he’s desirable” WHAT YEAR IS IT

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

Blessed are the freak for they shall inherit the earth

fully exposing ur neck to a hot centuries old vampire

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

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