Milf is a state of mind

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

obsessed where stories where it is like. the mistakes are unfixable and the worst thing that could happen happened and nothing can go back to how it was. but there was still love in this and love will continue after this and love endures always.

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

good onions will have my eyes pumping out those milky tears. got my ducts shooting rope

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

spellcasting with somatic compenents

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

Had a mutual become a devout Hindu during my last break, no idea what their user name used to be, I am now learning new things, it’s enrichment added to my enclosure.

goncharov this goncharov that. you fools homestuck fans did this literally like 10 years ago

what

i understand seals

i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me

i want to blink wetly and audibly

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post