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Bringing back the point of him not knowing how to deal with his feelings: Hate Sex. I mean, “hate” sex, but also if you're making him feel these things he might actually hate you a little bit? (Oh god oh no he might’ve contracted misogyny…)

He wants it hard and fast and rough exclusively, at least at first.

And he’s gonna try to convince you he’s a top now (he’s lying.)

Lowkey a virgin because he doesn’t remember any of the sex he’s had? (cuz he certainly doesn’t pull any bitches after losing his memory let’s be so fr) not that he’d admit it even if you had a gun to his head

👏 MASOCHIST 👏

The more you act like you hate him, the easier it is for him to enjoy it

Tug on that stupid ponytail

He’ll just hit n run if you let him get away with it, but later on you can convince him to stay and cuddle. Picture him lying stiffly and staring at the ceiling trying not to die while you lay on his chest.

He’s a decent giver, but more in the way that he has something to prove…?

He wants you to praise him so bad—And he might slam the breaks as soon as you do it depending on the day so uhhhh

The biggest difference is that without Ed and Edna’s parenting, he is SO emotionally stunted. If he was crushing on you, he’d either be painfully awkward or lash out about it. Maybe both. Probably both. He just deadass does not know how to deal with that shit at all.

He’s also SO starved for literally any kind of affection. But again, instead of seeking it out, he shies away from it.

Trust issuessssssssss I mean ras came to him when he was lost and lonely and vulnerable and he clung on to that lifeline and got burned SO BADLY for it (I'm so normal about this quirky little story arc where the cheerful funny guy stops being cheerful and becomes evil guy)

And the mask just made his emotions even more volatile.

All that to say, you're gonna have to be patient. You can't come on too strong, he’ll literally spook and snap at you like a wild animal.

But underneath all the spikes is the same sensitivity and yearning for companionship he had before the merge, really, I swear!! It's just buried veeeeeeeery deep under all the fucked-up-edness and lashing out to protect himself.

He has that whole thing with Nya in canon so let’s just say you didn’t know him prior to the merge

I actually think he’d become very attached very quickly if you manage to catch his interest. Though, he’d deny it.

Very possessive, and incredibly protective of you but in a very tsundere-coded way. He gears you TF up.

He’s so fucking bad at communicating literally anything, but once he’s in, he’s ride or die, like literally, he’d do some really dumb risky shit for you, and then complain about it afterwards, and do it again the very next day. The thought of losing you absolutely terrifies him, because he’d be all alone again.

Also a lot of posturing, trying to impress you.

You basically hold all the power to make or break his ego entirely in your hands

Speaking of hands, he is category-five touch starved. A single moment of handholding would shake him to his very core.

Jealousy comes as easy as breathing.

Kai:

You can see the way he's trying not to groan (in frustration) (and in horny) like his eye actually twitches a little

He was so pumped to go kick ass a second ago Why Would You Do This (It’s not actually that surprising tho. Like he kinda did this to himself. God he's so into you…)

Ok but would him thinking about you like that make him more or less effective on his mission XD like… it might give his fire some more oomph. But also his concentration, y'know? Discuss.

Anyways he's on you basically the moment he gets back

He's not necessarily rough per se, but decisive. 

GET READY BECAUSE HE IS GETTING HIS REVENGE. For all that can be said about his self-control he still manages to be ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS when it comes to teasing

He wants to hear you beg. Tbh he always kinda wants that but rn he has a point to make

There's two possibilities depending on how you wanna play it—either you give him what he wants…

Or you stick to your bratty guns and find the end of his resolve because this is a Game and there will be a Winner

Cole:

It's satisfying right from the start because it's so easy to get a reaction out of him this way as opposed to how he takes things normally

He’s not super good at being mean to you but he is very strong 😊 to the point that he could have you completely at his mercy without really getting rough

Basically you can be as bratty as you want and he does play along but he mostly plays along by ignoring your squirming/complaints (you have a safeword)

If anything it's a sign to him that you wanna end the night with a you-shaped hole in the mattress and he's definitely down for that

Lloyd:

Irresponsible. He’s the leader please you can’t be doing this to him😭😭

A surefire way to get him riled up and rough bc he literally got told off for being distracted you are SO lucky no one got hurt fr

Now he’s gotta remind you what happens when you pull things like this 🔥😳⛓️💀

…Ok he's not that intense about it and you have to keep egging him on or that frustrated spark will fizzle out kinda quick and then he's just really horny and maybe kinda needy but hey that's ✨range✨

Zane:

Lowkey unimpressed but it gets the message across 🤷

He would also lightly reprimand you because of how irresponsible it is XD

In theory, he might like getting some frustrations out in a safe space, but he finds it difficult to act on frustration towards you. REGARDLESS. He likes making you happy, so he plays along.

He’ll give orders, praise you, scold you, restrain you, whatever – but he’s very calm about it. Why shouldn’t he be? He has absolute control over the situation.  

Aftercare king, like does it even have to be said?

Nya:

Like she's not gonna let it distract her enough to affect anything but also, how dare. You will regret this. (You won't)

She’s low-key kinda sadistic if you're into that

Certified brat tamer – she loves when you make it hard for her. Drag it out. She can be patient in this instance, because she knows she’ll win. 

Devastatingly thorough, get ready to walk funny fr.

Jay:

Jay having to leave like they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they wouldn't understand—

He's an expressive guy, ok? Who can blame you when messing with him is just so fun and rewarding? 

And it works! As soon as he can get you all to himself, he’ll take control and overall be more forceful than usual (in a fun way ofc)

But it’s really not hard to turn things around on him…

Cole:

I mean I'm pretty sure the heathens in this fandom have agreed that Cole is PACKING. So like. Prolly safe to assume that anybody he might’ve slept with would want a piece of that, not the other way around

But you are somewhat of a visionary. You recognize how glorious it would be for your big ol cutie of a boyfriend to be the one pressed into the mattress for a change.

Cole is… intrigued. He’s lowkey flustered and kinda reeling but when I say lowkey I mean low-key so like… he’s mostly chill. 

It’s hard for him to genuinely be too worried about it because your guys’ love is just so cozy. Like it’s you; worst comes to worst it’s kinda mid and you don’t do it again. 

(He does blush a lil bit tho 😚❤️😚❤️😚❤️😚❤️)

And then you try it for the first time and he’s less lowkey because like. You said you were gonna take care of him tonight, and you are!! 

Whether you’re entirely sweet and gentle or more on the domineering side, you’re holding him, guiding him, giving, giving, giving, never too much, always trusting him to take it 

It’s not unexpected, but there is effort being put towards not getting too emotional before he can actually get off XD He’s SOFT ok!!!!!!!!!!!??

Slide all the way in and call him yours 😊

He likes to hold onto you and smell your hair while you fuck him

No size preference, it depends on the day.

Lloyd:

“Uh…–”

He has a pretty decent poker face, but you can see the blush on the tips of his ears. He thinks about it for a sec and is like “I… haven’t done anything like that before…?” 

ur like yeah babe I know 😅

A little reassurance and he’s fully on board 🚂💨💨

He’s the one you can draw out prep with the most. Tease him. Have no mercy. As long as you’re touching him he hardly complains

Make him come and just keep going

Just tell him how good he’s doing every once in a while it helps him relax

He tries so hard to make you come afterwards, no matter how much you wreck him.

He’d love it if you got possessive fuck him in a collar what who said that

He hides his face a lot

Smaller to average size preference

Nya

She’s flustered by the suggestion, momentarily caught off guard (a pretty rare treat you can revel in as you wait for her to respond. She might get kinda mad at you tho)

She’s not categorically opposed, but not jumping at the idea either

She just tends to prefer doing and being in tangible control of the situation even when she's not domming

But sometimes when she's worn out, frustrated, off her game for whatever reason…

That’s when the strap actually comes into play (on you at least)

Smaller size preference

ON HER THO?????? Omg. Get ready. I mean ur not gonna be ready but that's fine - great actually.

I mean you just gave her another tool with which to vacuum your entire soul out of your body (and she was already doing just fine)

Her normal setting is hard and fast

She especially likes to hold a vibrator to your clit while she's pounding you

Jay:

Ok, so if anyone’s done this before, it’d be him, but we’re still gonna say he hasn’t.

After you suggest it, there’s the smallest moment where it’s still sinking in, and then his eyes widen, and he blushes

He might stammer a little, and you notice that he’s not really looking at you, his eyes are unfocused, far away somewhere

(He’s imagining it. God help him he’s about to have a systems crash not even Zane could comprehend.)

But you ask him if he’s ok and he comes back. He tries and fails to sound casual when he voices his own interest in the idea. 

Yeah, you can be the first one to open him up, he’ll basically let you do anything (cuz he’s a good boy and you take such good care of him!!!!!)

Even if he’s trying to be quiet, he can’t hold back from whimpering a bit and whining your name, and you’ve barely started.

You better praise him or he’s going to get really needy, really quick. 

He likes it on the bigger side. You both settled on a pretty average size for the first time but it doesn’t take long for this to stop being the case. 

Let him suck the strap! Choke him on it!! Have him keep it nice and warm in his mouth while you do other things!!!

He’s still a switch, but give it to him good enough and he could come untouched. He gets cockdrunk so easily it’s unreal.

And he loveeeeeeeeeessss to eat you out afterwards. Seriously, fuck his brains out and then sit on his face. He’ll die. Nevermind actually he’s already dead because this is clearly Heaven. 

Kai: 

He laughs a little bit, and glances back at you with that smirk of his. And then his face falls, and his laughter pinches off into a nervy little sound, and then nothing

because. Oh. Oh you're serious aren't you? WHAT????

It doesn't matter how many people of whatever sex he’s slept with—this man has never considered bottoming in his life

He’s too much of a Tough Guy (aka he can't imagine being physically vulnerable like that while keeping his pride in-tact)

He gets flustered, and grumbles a bit, and whenever it gets mentioned he has to make a conscious and continuous effort to not just be scowling at you (he's not mad that's just how his face reacts to his hesitance)

But he trusts you a lot, moreso than anybody else he's been with

And he sees how much you want this - not to the point of doing something he really doesn't want, obviously - but you do want it!! And he wants to give you the world!!

So he considers it. Privately.

And he starts… experimenting. Privately.

He realizes that he can get into this

But he doesn't go any further than his own fingers. He’s waiting for you. He wants to surprise you, turn you on. 

But this also has the effect of making him greedy. He wants, and not all of that want can be satisfied with just his fingers!! He needs more!!!!

When the day comes, he will prep himself, but you can watch.

After that he’s gotta be put in his place tho—at least a little bit. Even if you’re more soft spoken or submissive you gotta remind him to behave.

But you could also totally hold him down and rough him up a little and fuck him into the mattress, he’d love it. He’d be egging you on and complaining that it’s not enough.

No restraints or anything for his first time tho

Times after that? 👀 Never say never

Average size preference but he does like a challenge sometimes sooooooooooo

Zane:

Unfazed. He’s a curious mind, and down to experiment if it makes you happy. 

But… the nindrussy is a problem. Because it doesn’t exist.

Like 50/50 shot he’s already got a dick at this point tho, so might as well go all the way.

If you are technologically inclined, you two can work together on it!! New date night activity just dropped!

Or it might become a sort of secret project he works on in his off time… he doesn’t like keeping secrets, especially from you, but he justifies this one as a surprise. (Although he might have to blackmail Jay or something to help him install it RIP)

Nevertheless, he announces the project’s completion to you (in private) with a smile.

He’s excited to try this, but overall pretty calm. He’d ask you if theres a certain position you’d like to fuck him in, to show his appreciation for you giving him this new experience! 

If you want him more unsteady you could prolly surprise him a little by eating him out first. 

Oh, did somebody say self lubricating?? Sorry not sorry, it’s just so much more convenient. I mean we’re building this thing custom here so give me a reason not to I’ll wait. 

Oh look at that there’s no need to stretch him either! You can just get right to the good part! Technology is so amazing😌

There’s also a sensitivity setting, and this is how Zane learns that he LOVES overstimulation.