#evil jay

Bringing back the point of him not knowing how to deal with his feelings: Hate Sex. I mean, “hate” sex, but also if you're making him feel these things he might actually hate you a little bit? (Oh god oh no he might’ve contracted misogyny…)

He wants it hard and fast and rough exclusively, at least at first.

And he’s gonna try to convince you he’s a top now (he’s lying.)

Lowkey a virgin because he doesn’t remember any of the sex he’s had? (cuz he certainly doesn’t pull any bitches after losing his memory let’s be so fr) not that he’d admit it even if you had a gun to his head

👏 MASOCHIST 👏

The more you act like you hate him, the easier it is for him to enjoy it

Tug on that stupid ponytail

He’ll just hit n run if you let him get away with it, but later on you can convince him to stay and cuddle. Picture him lying stiffly and staring at the ceiling trying not to die while you lay on his chest.

He’s a decent giver, but more in the way that he has something to prove…?

He wants you to praise him so bad—And he might slam the breaks as soon as you do it depending on the day so uhhhh