How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)
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How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)
Shellfish are normally cooked alive to keep them fresh

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What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…
oc brainrot. is real
You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck
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I found it
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The plant has a question ⸻ a black cat's paw rises from the garden leaves ❡ close-up animal photography

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Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
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this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).
So it’s all good!!
That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.
I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.
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What do you think about carl
He eat a nemon
"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it
Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.
So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.
But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.
it would prolly be more accurate to, rather than saying “eridians are further behind humans” say “eridians have advanced in some fields much further and humans in others.” otherwise we run the risk of relying on the mistaken belief that social progress happens in a straight line with white western science as the gold standard to which everyone else is playing catch up to, rather than the truth which is that every society develops science according to its needs and priorities and will be more or less advanced in specific fields because of those priorities. Just as the Eridians haven’t studied Radiation, Humans haven’t studied the material science to make solid Xenon which was integral to the mission’s success. saying the eridians are just less advanced kinda undercuts the beauty of the narrative and world building that the Humans and Eridians are able to and in fact required to learn from each other reciprocally to overcome otherwise insurmountable odds. which is how we ought to view differing Human cultural priorities of discovery and learning as well.

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Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚
r/stalker definitely not suffering from hiatus brain
okay but what does the rock look like?
yeah okay, that looks like bread
Oh hey some dwarf lost their bread.
Visitor from far away seas Barreleye Ashore wearing armor fashioned after ancient god-like being. A rather unpleasant person, not interested in affairs of "the surface" (as she calls it), which she's forced to wander for the foreseeable future. Her heart longs for water's depths.
Small design note: the ancient god-like being is a Pteraspis. Ashorian gods tend to look like prehistoric fish.

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