i can't do sexy

what detail about your blog can entitle someone who knows it to a veterans discount?

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

they should leave biden's dog who bites people and wanders the hall making strange noises, its a dog that comes with the job now

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

yeah it has a fruit topping

classify ur handwriting as neat or untidy also do u write in cursive or block letters AND what color pen do u usually use?

As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.