im so sad bro

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

I haven’t read animorphs but everything I see about k.a applegate makes her seem like the coolest person alive

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

ok yeah this is funny

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

I did anticipate the plot twist but only becouse my brain is the size of a very large brain and I watch rickalisious and morticia

hey girl do you wanna go to faibanks with me

Why was it executed

woah cool it’s the og post

I-is that….

This is a nightmare.

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds