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brand new used car

Item: plastic mold that allows the wielder to make a Ninja Turtle out of aerosolized cheese product

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

”walkable cities is ableist” has to be a psy-op. you can’t be this bad at understanding what the term means.

there is something a little sad. just a little. about seeing 14 year olds on twitter have “in school till 4pm” in their display name. or people constantly having an “online/offline” or “awake/asleep” note on their profile, not provided by the site like on discord, but something that you physically have to write in. like that’s a little depressing, right. just a little.