mindblowing.

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

in many ways dead senators, too, can be a gachapon

I didn’t know Clairo had shooters like this

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

we aare the ones to who dared to make the sandwich

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007