Gay and having no Life=ME

happy pride month to this post specifically

Pokemon Heritage Post

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

The german dilemma that is finding out your non-german friend's birthday is in a few days. can't congratulate early because You Don't Do That. can't not congratulate because it's rude.

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

there are some ships out there that do not speak to me personally but i am an understander for. like i see what you are seeing. it just doesn't personally intrigue me. but i support you. you're right. we don't need to fight, let us hold hands.

#i can appreciate a fine ship from the dock via @mylittleredgirl

One of the best parts of tumblr are the conversations that are like "hey can we perhaps start saying normal things again?" replied with "no we're doing cum divination, get with the program."

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies