Emo R&B Papi

the lion concerns himself with everything

ok…!

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

do you have a picture of the little guy

why do I have to pay to live in an apartment, this should be free

reblogging this because I reread my post just now and I'm right

You are right but also I thought you lived in a fishbowl or even better a cool pond.

can't afford pond the housing market is in shambles

Sometimes, the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.

Which could mean nothing, but also could mean we need better trains in this country.

it definitely means we need better trains but it could also mean something else