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If the party are Eddie's little sheepies then Steve is a livestock guardian dog

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we really should be calling it fanworks, not content
I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern
girls I'm sorry as much as I talk about being a pervert I mostly just want someone to hold me tightly and make me feel safe and never let go
*gestures for you to take my hand* and that's what makes you the biggest pervert of all
Steve finds it funny, the differences between him and Eddie. Not the kind of funny like haha great joke tell it again. But funny in the way people who have witnessed something truly horrific together might end up making eye contact and burst into laughter instead of tears.
Funny in a way that their lives can be compared in almost an exact opposite.
Eddie, who never really knew the love of a parental figure until his uncle took him in. Steve, who was his parents pride and joy until he started to form his own opinions.
Eddie, who'd made himself the target for bullies because Wayne taught him to always stick up for the little guy. Steve, who turned into a bully because his parents taught him it was better to hurt someone else than be hurt.
Eddie, whose trailer is a home packed to brim with stuff and full of love. Steve, whose huge house is so empty and devoid of life it might as well be a mausoleum.
Eddie, who everyone in their group accepts, embraces, cares for, so easily, so quickly, so seamlessly, and Steve, who must earn their affection one task at a time and still isn't sure he belongs.
Eddie got a shit start at life, so karma's seen fit to make it up to him now. Steve was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, so naturally karma's come to make that right, too.
Steve finds it funny in that it isn't funny at all.
And the thing is, Steve doesn't disagree with anything karma has chosen. Eddie deserves every good thing sent his way, and he knows life, karma, the universe, whatever it is out there, always finds balance. He's happy to be the one who has to give up everything good in his life if it means that Eddie gets it instead.
I had the thought that if you’re a nerd who gets asked out as a joke by a popular kid the best way to handle that situation is to be incredibly rude. “What ew no!!” in front of all their friends and then they have to live with the shame of getting shot down by a weird kid. And then I realized Eddie would 100% do this.

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.
Steve is excellent at molding himself perfectly to his partners interests when he is in a relationship. With Nancy he read every single article of the school newspaper she wrote. Movies nights were either filled with Tom Cruise (not that Steve minded that much) or documentaries he tried to be interested in. Once he suggested they'd watch an episode of Star Trek together but when she said "I really want to watch this documentary" he had relented.
It's the same with every girlfriend or fling afterwards. They get to pick the movie, the music, the dinner, the activities. Or more accurately Steve picks exactly what they like because they seem to expect it. He shows up to Sarah's piano recital and watches Heidi's cheer practice. He let's Jenna eject his Tears for Fears tape with a frown and put on some Ska instead. And when Chloe really, really wants to go out for milkshakes he pretends like ice cream doesn't make him want to throw up after Starcourt. Not a single one of them ever shows up at his basketball games or his swim meets.
Love means sacrifice and putting yourself second. At least when you're Steve Harrington.
So when Steve starts dating Eddie he doesn't expect anything else. It's not as bad though as with some previous dates. It's nice to listen to Eddie go on a long ramble about the history of metal. He likes to sit in during the DnD games, flicking through a magazine while Eddie and the kids play. And sure he is not the biggest fan of horror movies but it's a nice excuse to cuddle up with Eddie during movie night. Not that he would need an excuse, Eddie is incredibly tactile.
Steve is in the middle of a little league baseball game when things change. He is so focused on coaching his team he doesn't notice the mop of black curls in the audience at first. Only when his little team has their first home run and an eardrum shattering whistle comes from the bleachers, Steve turns and is surprised to find Eddie in the audience, smiling, cheering, hollering.
When he spots Steve looking at him he waves at him with an even bigger smile. During a brief water break Steve jogs over to the bleachers.
"What are you doing here?" he asks, still surprised that Eddie is here.
"Came to support my boyfriend and his team, of course," Eddie grins. If they weren't in public, Steve would steal a kiss right now. Eddie very much loathes sports and yet he still came.
Once the game is over Eddie drives both of them home. When he turns on the tape player, Steve very much expects the usual metal to come out of the speakers. Instead he is met with the familiar voice of Duran Duran. He expects Eddie to change the tape but he just lets it play. After Duran Duran there is a Judas Priest song and maybe the Duran Duran just got on there by accident. But after Judas Priest Hall and Oates plays and Eddie even hums along? No complaints, no berating Steve for his horrible taste in music, but fucking humming along?
"Did you…did you make this?" Steve asks, trying to wrap his head around what is happening.
"Yeah, thought this way we can both listen to stuff we like," Eddie smiles and laces their hands together. "But I also got some Bowie and and Queen tapes if you want something else."
It's the few musicians they can agree on. But Steve shakes his head.
"No, I like it. Leave it."
When they get to their small but comfy new home Eddie dashes upstairs to take a shower and tells Steve to pick a movie from the few he rented earlier.
The first one is Rosemary's Baby. Of course Eddie picked a horror movie. But then the next tape surprises Steve yet again. It's Back to the Future and the one after that is Star Wars there even is Top Gun. And Night of the Living Dead. A perfect mixture really.
When Eddie comes back from his shower Steve is still staring at the movies a frown on his face.
"You alright, Steveheart?"
"You know you don't have to do this," Steve says slowly. "Pretend you want to watch something I like. Or listen to my music. I don't want you to pretend."
Eddie walks over, wet hair dripping onto the floor. He presses a kiss to Steve's cheek and takes Top Gun out of his hand.
"I'm not pretending," he says and walks over to their TV. "I want to watch stuff you like. The same way you agree to sometimes watch stuff that I like. That's how it works, doesn't it? We compromise."
Steve blinks. Compromise. No ones ever really wanted to compromise with him. No one ever cared enough.
"Why?" he asks and sits down on the couch.
"Because I love you. And I want to know about the things you love. The same way I want to hear about your day or how your run went, if you liked your green smoothie this morning," Eddie says and sits down on the sofa too, pulling Steve into his arms.
And maybe it's taken him 22 years to learn. But finally Steve realizes that love is not putting others always first. Love is to meet in the middle. Love is to care, and to compromise and to share.
He's never felt so loved like when the intro to Top Gun starts playing.
Eddie Munson, who gives famous actor Steve Harrington marriage papers to sign as a joke for his tiktok/instagram/youtube/whatever to see how he reacts, if he gets mad or acts rude, and Steve Harrington, who looks at the papers, at Eddie, at the papers again, shrugs, and signs them.
AU where the first time Steve and Eddie have sex, Steve says that Eddie was ‘so much nicer than the other guys’ and Eddie silently freaks out bc
1.) Steve has been with other guys??? That means this wasn’t some kind of experiment???
And
2.) Eddie cannot stress enough that the way he was treating Steve was the bare fucking minimum bc he didn’t want to let on how much he really cared about him, who the fuck are these other assholes that apparently set the bar so goddamn low????

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S: EDDIE! That's it, I've let this go on for long enough!
E: oop, I'm in trouble
S: I have officially run out of jocks. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying more, so hand 'em over.
E: ooh shit, you need one for today? Like right now? You're not gonna wanna wear them
S: WHY NOT? They're mine! Come on, fun's over.
E: They're filthy!
S: You've been stashing my jockstraps and didn't even bother washing them?
E: Yes, angel, that is literally the whole appeal.
S: Babe, that's gross. You're like the dragon from your book. Sitting on his hoard of gold. what's his fucking name again...
E: If you remember his name, you can have them all back
S: Smaug, right!?
E: *moans* ugh, they're in my guitar case, take 'em. That alone will keep me occupied with Merry Palm for as long as it takes the dwarves and elves to make up.
S: *pulling a never-ending string of jocks from the guitar case like a clown's handkerchief gag* why - yuck! - the hell did I pick such a freak nerd!? Eddie, I cannot comfortably wear any of these!
E: I warned you. Notice how some of them are stiff? It's to represent how stiff I am for our love, darling. please don't be mad
Steve’s the guy who says “look Eddie, cows!” five times an hour on every road trip
It's the passengers responsibility to point them out. I would do it even while being kidnapped