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having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

Steve accidentally creaming his pants after like. Five minutes of kissing because he’s never been kissed like someone loves him before

Steve keeps letting himself into the wrong apartment because he’s drunk and his key’s under the mat and left vs right is hard at night. Unfortunately for Eddie Munson, his apartment is the one on the left. At first, Eddie’s freaked out coming home from an overnight shift to find a stranger on his couch. Then he realizes it’s just his attractive new neighbor. After the third break in Eddie stops trying to shove Steve out the door and just throws a blanket over him instead. It was supposed to be a one time thing. It wasn’t.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

More relationships where they fucked once and then went "wow ok that sucked lets never do that again" high fived and were best friends ever after